This Action/Horror film stars Kevin Bacon, Josh Brolin, and Elizabeth Shue as part of a team of scientists working on an invisibility serum. Bacon plays the lead character, Sebastian Caine (seen above), a self-proclaimed genius scientist who becomes progressively rapey as the film goes on. With help from Brolin and Shue Bacon is able to make an ape invisible and then reappear at the turn of a tourniquet. He decides that using the serum on himself (without government sanction, oh dear!) is a good idea—but after turning himself invisible, they had trouble bringing his ass back. During this invisibility period he becomes irritable and rapey and just fucking nuts. The picture above features Bacon in a mask that the team of scientists made for him so that he couldn’t creep around like a rapey bastard. The problem is though; he now looks like the creepiest rapey bastard on the planet. Would you let your kids near a person who looked like this? You’d have to explain that he had been in an accident of some sort and follow it up with a moral. The only way a man like this gets any is by taking it. Now, before you get mad at me take another look at his face. One more. He’s behind you right now. 5 out of 10

-S.A.A.R.