I have been struggling all week to write about the Rally to Restore Sanity, which Alex and I attended in Washington D.C. last Saturday. At first I thought I was just tired after having driven one thousand miles to D.C. from Boston and back. I had many conversations with people about the Rally, and was able to speak about it with ease. Why then could I not strap down my thoughts to some loose leaf? Why?

Here is a short photo series from the Rally to Restore Sanity. More pictures to come this week. Expect to see an article from me as well. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy these pictures. I hope they make you feel as though you were there.

Sincerely, Matia Guardabascio, Editor-In-Chief

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Today’s Submission: Alex Giannattasio
1. Challenge of the Day: Teach someone something they don’t already know today. If you manage to do it without getting called an asshole, you probably have what it takes to reverse America’s declining status as the world’s leader in education. Or you could always teach English in South Korea, or even better, Thailand! You can buy a pet monkey with all the money you’ll make over there!
2.  Recommendation of the Day: the band Radio Moscow–Recently, a friend introduced me to this three …

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Today’s Submission by: Jhoany Benitez
1. Recommendations of the Day: Panera
Great complements for bright, sunlit skies are Panera Bread’s delicious drinks and smoothies. I highly recommend the Mango drink. It’s a sweet concoction that contains raspberry syrup and is topped with whipped cream. They also sell Mocha and Caramel drinks, and Black Cherry and Strawberry smoothies low in fat.

2. Quote of the Day:
“Have you an idea of why a Raven is like a writing desk?”
-The Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland (2010)

3. Random Fact of the Day:
Nicholas Hughes, …

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Today’s Submission by: Kayla McDermott
1. Movie Recommendation of the Day: Night of the Living Dead (1968)
The first time I watched this movie was on Easter Sunday 12 years ago.  Hilarity and horror ensued.

2. Quote of the Day:  “We’re coming to get you, Barbara!” – Shaun of the Dead

3. Random Fact of the Day:  The Little Penguin (Eudyptula minor) has a divorce rate of 3.0%. The projected divorce rate of Americans: 40-50%.  And I still can’t figure out how my parents are still married.

4. Top Internet Pick …

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Today’s Submission by: Mr. Brendan M. McInerney
1. Recommendation of the Day:
Today I would like to recommend to you, the reader; the New York Times photo blog. It is the best photo blog on the internet at this moment and my number one source for photojournalism as well as any form of visual media that relates to current events. The site features news photography from the past and present as well as work that would fall into the genre of fine arts. A recommended post would be …

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Today’s Submission by: Stacey Balkun
1. Recommendation of the Day: Check out the web comic XKCD. Science meets hilarity in a way non-geniuses can understand. Don’t forget to hover your mouse over the image for the last joke. Here’s one to consider:

http://www.xkcd.com
2. Quote of the Day: Since Earth Day is coming up, chew on this:
“Treat the earth well: it was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children.” –Kenyan proverb
3. Random Interesting Fact: Banana …

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Todays Submersion by: Ali Riaz
Recommendation of the Day: Start perusing other New Brunswick related periodicals; this one seems to have taken a turn for the worst. Especially if you look at the new daily section. What in pea soup is that? I’m sure Johnsonville will get its silver spoon out of its platinum ass in the near future, but until then check out any other website about anything. I suggest using a search engine.
Quote of the Day: “If you torture yourself a …

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Today’s Submission by: Matia Guardabascio
1. Recommendation of the Day:  Check out “The Wanderer Sessions” from Pollifax. If you want to hear some quality, spur of the moment live music from some local musicians, and from musicians passing through New Brunswick, then you want to hear this shit. I am personally very impressed with the quality of the music and the way in which Kevin frames it in the videos. “The Wanderer Sessions” does a great job showcasing the good, young talent in and around Rutgers and …

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Today’s Submission by: Dave Imbriaco
1. Movie Recommendation of the Day: Army of Darkness
Probably one of the least appreciated and unintentionally funny movies in existence, Army of Darkness is the third and final installment of Bruce Campell’s Evil Dead trilogy.  This movie is the epitome of a “cult classic”: the plot is completely absurd, it was made in the 1980s and everything that is supposed to be somewhat scary is laugh-out-loud hilarious.  In this film, protagonist Bruce Campell goes with his arm-stub-mounted chainsaw and trusty shotgun through …