I trace the perimeter of labyrinths
fixing for the key crack. There
might be emptiness anyway but
my whet self says, “So,”
and dots a definable question mark
punctually.

An Inconvenient Truthiness

Darwin’s theory of evolution relies on the fact that there is variation within a population that is too big to be sustained by available resources. Those who are best fit to obtain those resources will be the ones to reproduce, thus genes are filtered through each reproductive cycle. Cybernetic technology seeks to eliminate the chance in this economic equation, insofar as chance is equivocal to the phenomena we come to know as God’s intention.

An Inconvenient Truthiness
“Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands,” Megan Fox pruriently expressed to Esquire earlier this month. “I have no question in my mind about being bisexual” she confirmed, causing men and women everywhere to swoon. Personally, I am slightly concerned about the role of high altitude bovids in her lust, but no matter.

An Inconvenient Truthiness

With Angel’s and Demon’s debuting this past weekend, I took a moment to consider the American fascination with conspiracy theories. According to Rutgers sociology professor, Ted Goertzel, conspiracy theories act as our scapegoat to explain activity that might “otherwise seem too abstract and impersonal.”

An Inconvenient Truthiness

This piece is a response to the New York Times article, “End the University as We Know It,” by Mark C. Taylor, published April 26th, 2009.

An Inconvenient Truthiness

Quantum foam (foam, haha) according to Wikipedia, is “a qualitative description of subatomic spacetime turbulence at extremely small scales of time and space,”-similar to the slim chance you will find willing females at a party in any given basement in New Brunswick on a Friday night, a phenomenon Anthony Xerri noted in a recent article.

Thinking Through Magnificent African Cupcakes
I had two goals when I came to college: 1.) Define ‘gender.’ 2.) Attempt to more concisely synthesize ideas regarding the world’s most pressing conundrum- What is going on in Africa? It took me four years to finally understand gender; in fact, it was only about four weeks ago when I finally had my ‘ah-hah’ moment. Yet, I feel like when it comes to Africa, the more I research, the deeper into confusion I sink.