Are you going to the Rally to Restore Sanity?
WELL, YOU SHOULD!
It takes place on Saturday October 30th in Washington D.C. at the National Mall. Check out the website for more information:
www.rallytorestoresanity.com
If you can’t make it, then be sure to check in with the Johnsonville Press because I’ll be there covering the event and providing live updates on our Twitter page. Sign up to follow us on Twitter so you don’t miss out! (www.twitter.com/jvpress)
Also look for an article during the week after the Rally for a detailed account of the event …

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Today’s Submission by: Ben Kharakh
1. Recommendation of the Day: Electric 6

The Electric Six have been rocking hard for over a decade, although most people probably know them, if they know them at all, because of Gay Bar, the surf rock song with the music video featuring a bevy of half naked Abraham Lincolns engaging in homoerotic activities at the Whitehouse. Ever since, E6 have been constantly evolving, their songs ranging from dancy to rocky to operatic to absurd, yet always fun and memorable.
2. Quote of the …

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Today’s Submission by: Stacey Balkun
“Penguins and Beer Edition”
1. Internet Pick of the Day: BrewDog Brewery’s Tactile Nuclear Penguin:
http://www.brewdog.com/tactical_nuclear_penguin.php
Scottish men dressed as penguins, brewing beer.  Beautiful.
2. Quote of the Day: “I think I’m half penguin. Mixed penguin human, penguin human. A puman. I have the sense of humor of a human, and the fish eating abilities of a penguin, and the power of a baby wolf. And I’m quite good at swimming, provided there’s no sharks to eat me.” –My Favorite Scottish Brewer (see link above)
3. Random …

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Today’s Submission by: Sayani Das Chaudhuri
1. Internet Pick of the Day: The Hottest (Nude) Ladies in the History of Painting
Personally I think Gustav Klimt’s rendering of naked bitties is a cut above the rest, but you can decide for yourself.

2. Quote of the Day:
“Personal happiness lies in knowing that life is not a check-list of acquisition or achievement. Your qualifications, your CV, are not your life, though you will meet many people of my age and older who confuse the two. Life is difficult, and complicated, …

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Today’s Submission by: Matia Guardabascio
Recommendation: Newcastle Brown Ale.  A tasty beer for warm weather days.

http://backstripe.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/newcastle_brown_ale.jpg
Top Pick from the Internet: This is video of Taylor Mali performing his poem: “The The Impotence of Proofreading.”

You can read the text version here: http://www.taylormali.com/index.cfm?webid=30
Random Fact of the Day: One of the longest names of a place in the United States is a lake in Webster, Massachusetts called:
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
It is also referred to as Webster Lake and Lake Chaubunagungamaug.
Wikipedia Article

Quotation of the Day:
“There is nothing as useless as doing efficiently that which …

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Today’s Submission by: Kayla McDermott
1. Picture of the Day:
People have been saying that with the frequency of major earthquakes (Haiti, Chile, China, etc.) the world is ending. I didn’t believe them. And then I saw this picture:

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-04-17-ejafjalla16apr20105.jpg
2. Quote of the Day:
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” –Hunter S. Thompson
3. Random Fact of the Day:
During 30 minutes of active sex, the average person burns approximately 200 calories.
4. Top Internet Pick of the Day:
Feast your eyes and …

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Today’s Submission by: Marlana Moore
1. Recommendation of the Day:
Watch “In the Loop” for the most creative use of swearing. This is a laugh out loud view of British vs. American politics as sides clash to stop or start an intervention in the Middle East. The politics themselves are vague and not the focus of discussion; instead we see the men and women who make things happen one way or another. The only actor you’ll probably recognize is the great Rutgers grad James Gandolfini playing an armchair …

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Today’s Submission by: John Kropa
1. Recommendation of the Day:
Listen to Beach House. Put on their record, turn off your brain, and enter a pool of liquid ambience.

http://blog.dailycal.org/arts/files/2009/10/bh-photo2.jpg

2. Quote of the Day: “Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained; and the restrainer or reason usurps its place & governs the unwilling.” — William Blake

3. Fact of the Day:
Experiments conducted at several college laboratories demonstrate that hard rock music played to colonies of termites cause the insects to enter a kind …

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Today’s Submission by: Mike Stuzynski
1.  Suggestion of the Day:  Learn how something works by taking it apart and putting it back together.  This tests not only your curiosity and knowhow, but also your ballsiness.  Anyone can dismantle a Bic pen—you can’t figure out how to put it back you just throw it out.  Go ahead; try it on your X-Box.  It’ll be funny.
2.  Quote of the Day:  “Gentle reader, we see God through our assholes in the flash bulb of orgasm.”  –William S. Burroughs
3.  Random Fact …

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Today’s Submission by: Ben Kharakh
1. Recommendation of the Day: Team Submarine
Team Submarine’s Correctamundo! is a $5 tour-de-force of a comedy album that’ll have you hitting “repeat” on tracks before they even finish so you can laugh again at a joke you just heard. That’s right: the CD is so good you’ll be laughing at a joke YOU JUST HEARD. “You just heard it! You know the punchline! Why are you still laughing?!” Because it’s that good!
Summer Jobs
2. Quote of the Day
“Did you guys hear the one …